Funny Pick Up Lines you think you heard them all!
Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? Then you'll love these!
- Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
- Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
- Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!
- Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
- You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?
Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?
You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. - If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
- You: You look like my second wife!
Other: How many times have you been married?
You: Once! - If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
- Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, "Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag."
- Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
- Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
- The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts had to be introduced.
- Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
- I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
- You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask them, "Can I read your shirt in brail?"
- Smile if you want to sleep with me!
- You know what would look great on you? Me.
- You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
- Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Are you sure that we haven't met somewhere in a past life?
- I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
- I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?
- You: What are you doing around Easter??
Other: WHY?
You: I might want to hop around. - Can I have directions to your heart?
- Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
- When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.
- I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?
